True Life: People Like My Hair More Than Me

Pizza, Drugs, and Buttplugs.

tanakas:

if you’re mad at me please just tell me what i did wrong instead of ignoring me

(Source: tanakas-moved, via done)

digg:

This little kid is NOT happy that his mom is pregnant. [Video via]

(via nizzlekicks)

  • me: *sees dog*
  • me: *forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(Source: feat, via iusedtobeorgasm)

notabadday:

googlearths:

if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around 

my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass, via ven0moth)