True Life: People Like My Hair More Than Me

Pizza, Drugs, and Buttplugs.

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

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the year according to tumblr

  • january: post halloween candy hangover
  • feburuary: couples halloween
  • march: almost halloween
  • april: almost halloween
  • may: almost halloween
  • june: almost halloween
  • july: almost halloween
  • august: almost halloween
  • september: basically halloween
  • october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
  • november: still halloween
  • december: halloween for jesus

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(Source: delzdesigns, via polkanots)

  • boy:
  • girl:
  • the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
  • love does not exist
  • you're going to die some day

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

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  • Friend: I think I'm gonna head home see ya later
  • Me: thank god

rhetoricc:

I either have a fiercely strong opinion or I don’t give a fuck at all

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