True Life: People Like My Hair More Than Me

Pizza, Drugs, and Buttplugs.
  • me: *spits really far, like a lizard*
  • all the girls: wow so impressive! hes like a lizard!
lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

(via methimatics)

artgods:

The Girl with a Pearl Earring | Johannes Vermeer, 1665

artgods:

The Girl with a Pearl Earring | Johannes Vermeer, 1665

(via gostle)





THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

(Source: sinistersaz, via spoop-expanding)

1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once

—Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

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